Winnie's secret language

Winnie says hi and is lying on top of me. Her exact words are in BLUE and the translation is in GREEN.
"ARF ARF... I HAVE SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT TO SAAAY!! shloppy shloppy shlop. I'm too lazy to control my mouth so I'm shlopping. Snort. Fine then. Ignore me. Sniff sniff sniff. Hmm? What was that? I must investigate. Sigh. Never mind. It was nothing YOU would care about. (breaths heavily.) ARF!! BARKK BAAAAARK! GET OFF OF OUR PROPERTY! Snort. That takes care of that. Sigh. I love my life. Sniffff sniiff. Oh no! I smell something! It's probably something the cat is getting that I can't have. Licky licky licky licking lick!! You need a shower. Let me help you with that! Shlooop! (I don't have a definition for that one. Winnie is a straaange doggie...) Sigh. Heeeeave. I have done my duties."

That is the end of Winnie's tale.

NEW DORA!! AAAAH!

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ugh american idol

ugh just so you know im getting sick of american idol it's getting so old and i HATE the new judge so im boycotting the show
SO HA!

book contest

i entered a book contest!! i hope i win! yaaaaayy!! i'll update on that later unless i lose... lol

im baaaaaaack!

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Testing... testing...

You know the little thing called "feedjit" on the side that says who's visiting this website and has a map with little dots on it that shows what people visit this website? Well, im testing to see if it's right or not, so if you're from some place where you don't know me personally, leave a comment please!

HAPPY MARCH!

HAPPY MARCH!!

Confessions of a Shopoholic movie

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